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27-07-10, 12:15 AM
NO MORE TEARS (NMT) FOR GAMERS...
DESCRIPTION
NMT is a versatile polymer additive, which provides the appearance of toughness and tear duct stabilisation in all types of gaming exponents. NMT is supplied in 1kg bags, with cotton buds, which provides a convenient means of applying correct concentrations of the product.
APPLICATIONS
NMT is a water-soluble polymer, which provides protection against crying from sensitive gamers by forming a tough impermeable filter cake around the eyes. It can be used as a single additive or with Liquid Heart, and other FFS products. NMT is effective in Nimrods, Gay, Whiny, and male leet gamers who have vaginas.
NMT can be mixed and applied while the gamer is crying simply by adding the NMT to the bottom lip of the gamer. During the crying process water will stream down from the eyes and pool near the lip. With the natural quivering motion of the bottom lip this will be enough agitation to mix the product allowing easy application to the tear duct with the cotton buds.
ADVANTAGES
Soluble in water and can be mixed while crying is occurring
Effective in small concentrations
Very versatile product compared with most gamers peripherals
Packaged in small bags with cotton buds for convenient measuring and easy application
Effective on all gaming types
Can be used as one sack gamers enhancement
Improves core recovery and reduces talk like My Pussy hurts.
Non-toxic and environmentally acceptable
APPEARANCE
Physical appearance White, free-flowing powder
pH 1% soln who cares
USAGE
To reduce talk and whining, add 1 kg per game player
To stabilise teary eyes and sand in vaginas etc, add 1-2 kg per gamer
To improve the properties of a player, add 2-3kg per gamer
Mix slowly through a hopper or beat the gamer with a rubber mallet
PACKAGING
Comes in handy 1 kg bags
For persistent cases bulk bags of 10 kg are available on request.
LIQUID HEART (LH) FOR GAMERS
DESCRIPTION
LH is a new concept for gamers to turn them in to cyanide sniffing gamers of old. LH is designed to adhere to the gamers existing heart ensuring an extremely low whingeing environment. This unique formulation is proven in some of the weakest, whiny, porridge slurping mummys boy gamers. LH is extremely toxic but is biodegradable.
APPLICATIONS
Reduces talk and whingeing
Allows gamers to play like the super hackers without having to use "additives".
Increases Heart
Minimises weakness
ADVANTAGES
Economical and effective in all types of gamers
Biodegradable
Extremely easy to apply
Can be extremely toxic in gay gamers
Comes in pine or lemon scented
Absolutely unique formulation of wing of bat, eye of newt and avocado
Works best with FFSs No More Tears or Hardn the Fukup
APPEARANCE Red coloured liquid.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
Stab the gamer in the chest with a blunt stylus and pour the LH into the chest cavity. Then restart the gamer by attaching his testicles to a 12-volt battery with jumper cables. This will make him move.
Or just add it to their water bottle.
Add 1 litre for conditions
Add 2 litres for mummys boys
Add 3 litres for gay mummys boys
PACKAGING LH is packaged in 1litre cans.
HARDEN THE FUKUP (HTF) FOR GAMERS
DESCRIPTION
HTF is designed for extreme gaming conditions. HTF is intended to allow the weakest, piss ant, gay arse, limp wristed gamer to actually play with out having to be wrapped in cotton wool when the conditions get above soft. HTF comes in a convenient 375ml can that is easily applied to the gamers. The gamer simply skulls 1-2 cans and the HTF will work instantly.
APPLICATIONS
Minimises hugs the GameOps and Admins needs to give the Gamer
Reduces GameOp or Admin talk like There, there its going to be alright.
Increases toughness
Minimises gayness
ADVANTAGES
Economical and efficient
Unique blend of Vodka, Rum and Petrol
Biodegradable
Extremely easy to apply
Increases skill and ability
Improves awareness and recovery from being owned
Has a lovely strawberry flavour
Works best with FFSs No More Tears
APPEARANCE Amber coloured fluid.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
Tell the gamer it is Red Bull and they will drink the cans themselves.
If self-ingestion is not possible you may need to force it into the gamer.
Gamers that have been at the leet levels longer and generally have higher resilience to be grabbed in a headlock. Simply belt him in between the eyes with a rubber mallet then while unconscious pour 2 cans of HTF down the throat. When he regains consciousness he will immediately start back to his tough gaming ways.
PACKAGING HTF comes in a 375ml can.
DESCRIPTION
NMT is a versatile polymer additive, which provides the appearance of toughness and tear duct stabilisation in all types of gaming exponents. NMT is supplied in 1kg bags, with cotton buds, which provides a convenient means of applying correct concentrations of the product.
APPLICATIONS
NMT is a water-soluble polymer, which provides protection against crying from sensitive gamers by forming a tough impermeable filter cake around the eyes. It can be used as a single additive or with Liquid Heart, and other FFS products. NMT is effective in Nimrods, Gay, Whiny, and male leet gamers who have vaginas.
NMT can be mixed and applied while the gamer is crying simply by adding the NMT to the bottom lip of the gamer. During the crying process water will stream down from the eyes and pool near the lip. With the natural quivering motion of the bottom lip this will be enough agitation to mix the product allowing easy application to the tear duct with the cotton buds.
ADVANTAGES
Soluble in water and can be mixed while crying is occurring
Effective in small concentrations
Very versatile product compared with most gamers peripherals
Packaged in small bags with cotton buds for convenient measuring and easy application
Effective on all gaming types
Can be used as one sack gamers enhancement
Improves core recovery and reduces talk like My Pussy hurts.
Non-toxic and environmentally acceptable
APPEARANCE
Physical appearance White, free-flowing powder
pH 1% soln who cares
USAGE
To reduce talk and whining, add 1 kg per game player
To stabilise teary eyes and sand in vaginas etc, add 1-2 kg per gamer
To improve the properties of a player, add 2-3kg per gamer
Mix slowly through a hopper or beat the gamer with a rubber mallet
PACKAGING
Comes in handy 1 kg bags
For persistent cases bulk bags of 10 kg are available on request.
LIQUID HEART (LH) FOR GAMERS
DESCRIPTION
LH is a new concept for gamers to turn them in to cyanide sniffing gamers of old. LH is designed to adhere to the gamers existing heart ensuring an extremely low whingeing environment. This unique formulation is proven in some of the weakest, whiny, porridge slurping mummys boy gamers. LH is extremely toxic but is biodegradable.
APPLICATIONS
Reduces talk and whingeing
Allows gamers to play like the super hackers without having to use "additives".
Increases Heart
Minimises weakness
ADVANTAGES
Economical and effective in all types of gamers
Biodegradable
Extremely easy to apply
Can be extremely toxic in gay gamers
Comes in pine or lemon scented
Absolutely unique formulation of wing of bat, eye of newt and avocado
Works best with FFSs No More Tears or Hardn the Fukup
APPEARANCE Red coloured liquid.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
Stab the gamer in the chest with a blunt stylus and pour the LH into the chest cavity. Then restart the gamer by attaching his testicles to a 12-volt battery with jumper cables. This will make him move.
Or just add it to their water bottle.
Add 1 litre for conditions
Add 2 litres for mummys boys
Add 3 litres for gay mummys boys
PACKAGING LH is packaged in 1litre cans.
HARDEN THE FUKUP (HTF) FOR GAMERS
DESCRIPTION
HTF is designed for extreme gaming conditions. HTF is intended to allow the weakest, piss ant, gay arse, limp wristed gamer to actually play with out having to be wrapped in cotton wool when the conditions get above soft. HTF comes in a convenient 375ml can that is easily applied to the gamers. The gamer simply skulls 1-2 cans and the HTF will work instantly.
APPLICATIONS
Minimises hugs the GameOps and Admins needs to give the Gamer
Reduces GameOp or Admin talk like There, there its going to be alright.
Increases toughness
Minimises gayness
ADVANTAGES
Economical and efficient
Unique blend of Vodka, Rum and Petrol
Biodegradable
Extremely easy to apply
Increases skill and ability
Improves awareness and recovery from being owned
Has a lovely strawberry flavour
Works best with FFSs No More Tears
APPEARANCE Amber coloured fluid.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
Tell the gamer it is Red Bull and they will drink the cans themselves.
If self-ingestion is not possible you may need to force it into the gamer.
Gamers that have been at the leet levels longer and generally have higher resilience to be grabbed in a headlock. Simply belt him in between the eyes with a rubber mallet then while unconscious pour 2 cans of HTF down the throat. When he regains consciousness he will immediately start back to his tough gaming ways.
PACKAGING HTF comes in a 375ml can.